Have you ever been to (South) Italy ?

First of all : Italians are really great people to live with !
Okay, maybe you also have to be a lil crazy ;-)

Italians are great drivers ! It's a real fuckin wonder how traffic 

works here in Italy...

See in this video how everybody knows that the bus won't 

stop for nothing... I often feel sorry for the tourists who rent 

cars here *lol* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baoxCzDRtzk

They are so full of fear, I can't understand why... 

Don't think when you're driving, let your balls drive ;)

By the way, I love to drive in Italy ! 

You can drive how you like to, like all the others do.

Next "fact" is, that no italian pays his, or just his coffee.
Their is always a friend who'll pay for you.
On another day you'll pay for all of "them".
I think what we call coffee here, you call it espresso.
But we are right ;-) Here in Italy, at least 5 times a day
you go to a bar/cafe and take a "coffee".

But only tourists take also a table, or sit down. You know why ? 

Cause when you want to sit at a table, you'll pay for it :-) 

For the tablecloth, every person, and for fork, knife and spoon...

I still remember the face of my mother, on her first holiday here at 

my place in Puglia. My parents wanted to go a bit on their own, 

a lil walk around my village. So when they returned they told me,

that the "coffee" here is so expensive, but everybody is so kind... 

I asked : "So you think 60 cent are much ?" 

"Why 60 cent?" She said. "We paid 4,20 €!" Yes... 

You can imagine, that they have sit down at a table and 

paid 1,50 € for the tablecloth each, right ?

Next great thing will happen, when you go to the beach... 

Even if this wonderful part of a beach you'll find is so fucking empty, 

that you think you got lost, even there,
if arrives an italian family later,
they will put themselves 1 feet next to you.
I don't think anymore: "Why these motherfuckers don't go there, 100 meters to the right, 

or a mile to the left.. Nobody is here but even on this empty beach

you make me feel like I'm stuffed in an elevator ?!?"

And here in Italy, when we go to the beach, we bring everything !

I mean, EVERYTHING ! Air beds in animal form, melons, handys, 

television, tables, seats, grandma with her laptop, 

and so many diffrent things to eat and drink...etc etc. 

Look at this : http://www.plonki.com/kinofilm/video_maria-ihm-schmeckts-nicht-_hd_trailer,10847.html

It's in german, but more important is what you see ;o)

Man.. this post a so fuckin long.... enough written for today.

        Peace !!

,.-FamousMobb-.,